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Pantomime

Posted in Uncategorized on 27/12/2010| Leave a Comment »

Review of the Poole pantomime Peter Pan added. For years we did an annual ELT pantomime (we wrote seven or eight) and it’s always one of my favourite bits of Christmas. The review is more about panto in general than this particular one.

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Christmas Markets

Posted in Uncategorized on 14/12/2010| Leave a Comment »

Christmas Market, Vienna Christmas street markets were a feature of the German and Austrian Christmas. At some point, British tour companies started advertising short breaks (and “visit the Christmas market”) as we did in Vienna ten years ago. You could buy elaborate sweets and pastries, candles and beeswax products, fruit, Christmas tree decorations, and twenty kinds of honey, and even more kinds of flavoured schnapps. Add the brisk cold air of December, beautiful buildings, lights everywhere. Tree decorations, Christmas Market, Vienna Then the idea that these were a tourist attraction caught on. Bournemouth was an early adopter of the heavily advertised “German Christmas Market” with a distinctly Germanic sausage and sauerkraut slant to the food stalls, gothic lettering everywhere and people passing out at mulled wine stalls. A few years later every major town in Britain has one. And I loath them. First, there’s very little that’s either German or Christmasy left. There’s an acrid reek of burnt pork as cheap spicy sausages are frying and a sickly wafting of mulled wine, but most stalls are selling pashmirs (scarves) or magnetic arthritis bracelets or even double-glazing. For some reason huge barrels of olives permanently exposed to the smoky air from the barbecued sausages are supposed to be appealing. They’re appalling.

Bournemouth’s got one. Not quite the same as Vienna?

Just 30 miles away: Southampton’s got one too

I was in a shop right by the market in Bournemouth. As the owner said, she paid rates (local taxes) all year round. She employs three people, so pays staff, and light and heat. She expects to generate around 35% of her annual turnover in the six weeks before Christmas, a common percentage in the retail trade. She is very careful about where she sources her scarves and belts, avoiding countries of manufacture which use child labour. Then just as the busiest retail season starts, four weeks before Christmas, wooden sheds are erected in the street outside her shop. They can sell scarves (of dubious origin) much cheaper than her because they don’t pay overheads for a year. The restaurants which run all year, subject to stringent public health regulations, find foul-smelling sausages and burgers on sale right by their shops. It’s madness. It shows no respect or concern for the local traders in these towns who have to keep open the other eleven months of the year. No wonder our town centres are dying, and genuine, interesting shops replaced by estate agents, building societies and charity shops. When Christmas mrkets were few and far between, they brought people into town and the shops benefitted. Now every town has one, so they merely leach their trade off the locals.

Anyone for som traditional German Curry wurst?

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Bournemouth 2014

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